Lost And Horny: Not A Love Story

Sexy Brazilian/Italian gay porn star Jimmy Durano under cover as a regular dude at PSW2015

I was binge watching Dual Survival and my favorite Jimmy Durano scenes when a thought occurred to me: Even though the world would not be as awesome without the extremely delicious Jimmy Durano and his personal problems, if I were stuck in a survival situation with him I’d eat him, and not in that super sexy way I’ll be eating out that guy I’ve been eyeing on Grindr. I mean I would go Donner Party on him if the product hit the fan. (I’d save his nose, though. He might not like it, but I sure do.) At least I wouldn’t have to put up with his self esteem issues.

Pictured: Not my best interests

Pictured: Not my best interests

Look at him. Just look. This is not the face and temperament of someone who could or would chop down a tree to start a fire. I’m sure we all feel that way about someone. The only difference between love and hate is being stranded in the woods, up shit creek without a paddle.

Now, watching these Dual Survival guys make sweet, sweet love would make me rip my eyes out with a cold spoon, but at least I would be alive for my next Grindr date. And I guess that’s all that really matters.

  • http://cokefloatdr.tumblr.com/ Aaron Scott

    Why has he never bottomed in a scene?